that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.The Bible According to Kids The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.Church Bulletins The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities? A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.English Misuse in Signs In a Czechoslovakin tourist agency: "Take one of our horse-driven city tours—we guarantee no miscarriages."Family Feud Q: Name something that floats in the bath. A: Water.Foreign Brands Krapp (toilet paper, Sweden)Instruction Labels On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."Newspaper Headlines L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By LandslideOn the Beat "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."School Excuse Notes My daughter was absdent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.Things Kids Say (Regarding how a person learns to kiss) "You can have a big rehearsal with your Barbie and Ken dolls." I am very much annoyed to find out that you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie as I was married a week before he was born.What the Doctors Wrote When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists A liter is a nest of young baby animals. |