that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.The Bible According to Kids When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.Church Bulletins 22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.Courtroom Bloopers Q: What is your name? A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status? A: Fair.English Misuse in Signs From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: "Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."Family Feud Q: Name something associated with the police. A: Pigs.Foreign Brands Blue Peter (canned fish, Norway)Instruction Labels On Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery."Newspaper Headlines Kids Make Nutritious SnacksOn the Beat "Warning! You want a warning? Okay, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.Things Kids Say (Regarding how can a stranger tell if two people are married?) "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." Mrs. Jones has not had any clothes for two years and has been visited regularly by the clergy.What the Doctors Wrote On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.Young Scientists A liter is a nest of young baby animals. |