This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

12329 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it. Ad Typos See ladies' blouses. 50% off! The Bible According to Kids St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. Church Bulletins At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Courtroom Bloopers Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. English Misuse in Signs On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." Family Feud Q: Name something slippery. A: A conman. Foreign Brands Krapp (toilet paper, Sweden) Instruction Labels On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." Newspaper Headlines Death Causes Loneliness, Feelings of Isolation On the Beat "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Things Kids Say (Regarding concerning the proper age to get married) "Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!"  - Bert, age 5 Welfare Requests Please find for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am now living with can't do anything until he knows. What the Doctors Wrote The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983. Young Scientists Men are mammals and women are femammals.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12