that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Great Dames for sale.The Bible According to Kids The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.Church Bulletins The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who laboured the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.Courtroom Bloopers Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff? A: She is my daughter. Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?English Misuse in Signs On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for."Family Feud Q: Name a famous brother and sister. A: Bonnie & Clyde.Foreign Brands Green Piles (lawn fertilizer, Japan)Instruction Labels On a frozen dinner: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."Newspaper Headlines Chinese Apeman DatedOn the Beat "Just how big were those two beers?"School Excuse Notes My daughter was absdent yesterday because she was tired. She spent the weekend with the Marines.Things Kids Say (Regarding how do people in love typically behave?) "All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark." In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a son weighing 10 lbs. I hope this is satisfactory.What the Doctors Wrote The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints.Young Scientists Involuntary muscles are not as willing as voluntary ones. |