that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.The Bible According to Kids Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.Church Bulletins The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.Courtroom Bloopers Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you? A: Yes, sir. Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?English Misuse in Signs In a Czechoslovakin tourist agency: "Take one of our horse-driven city tours—we guarantee no miscarriages."Family Feud Q: Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine. A: A bicycle with wings.Foreign Brands Hornyphon (video recorder, Austria)Instruction Labels On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins: "Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"Newspaper Headlines Old School Pillars are Replaced By AlumniOn the Beat "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"School Excuse Notes Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.Things Kids Say (Regarding concerning why lovers often hold hands) "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.What the Doctors Wrote On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.Young Scientists Most books say the sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime.EXTERNAL Opzinjbest — Dutch collection of links |