that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.The Bible According to Kids Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.Church Bulletins The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."Courtroom Bloopers Q: Doctor, did you say he was shot in the woods?&A: No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region.English Misuse in Signs In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."Family Feud Q: Name a famous royal. A: Mail.Foreign Brands Shitto (hot spiced pepper sauce, Ghana)Instruction Labels On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."Newspaper Headlines Two cars were reported stolen by the Groveton police yesterdayOn the Beat "Someone somewhere is practicing. If you're not, and someday you should meet, you will lose."School Excuse Notes I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.Things Kids Say (Regarding how can you tell if two adults eating dinner at a restaurant are in love?) "Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." I am writing the welfare department to say that my baby was born two years old. When do I get my money?What the Doctors Wrote Discharge status: Alive but without permission.Young Scientists Proteins are composed of a mean old acid. |