that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.The Bible According to Kids Samson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles.Church Bulletins The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 & 11. Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.Courtroom Bloopers Q: And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral, okay? What school do you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old are you? A: Oral.English Misuse in Signs In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."Family Feud Q: Name a song with moon in the title. A: Blue Suede Moon.Foreign Brands Fockink (liqueur, Netherlands)Instruction Labels On a hair dryer: "Do not use while sleeping."Newspaper Headlines William Kelly, 87, was Fed SecretaryOn the Beat "If it's worth stopping, it's worth writing."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Harriet for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday we thought it was Sunday.Things Kids Say (Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?) "When they're rich." This is my eighth child. What are you going to do about it.What the Doctors Wrote Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.Young Scientists A right angle is 90 degrees Farenhight.EXTERNAL Opzinjbest — Dutch collection of links |