This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

8789 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident. Ad Typos Great Dames for sale. The Bible According to Kids The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. Church Bulletins The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir. Courtroom Bloopers Q: What is your name? A: Ernestine McDowell. Q: And what is your marital status? A: Fair. English Misuse in Signs Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs." Family Feud Q: Name a sign of the zodiac. A: April. Foreign Brands Pipi (orangeade, Yugoslovia) Instruction Labels On packaging for a Rowento iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." Newspaper Headlines Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests On the Beat "Remember, when you gotta cuff 'em... nobody is your friend." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Things Kids Say (Regarding how to make love endure) "Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love."  - Erin, age 8 Welfare Requests I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? What the Doctors Wrote Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Young Scientists Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12