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Accident Reports I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. Ad Typos We build bodies that last a lifetime.The Bible According to Kids David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar.Church Bulletins Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.Courtroom Bloopers Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective witness, isn't it? You too were shot in the fracas? A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.English Misuse in Signs In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."Family Feud Q: Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine. A: A bicycle with wings.Foreign Brands Superglans (car wax, Netherlands)Instruction Labels On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."Newspaper Headlines Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for GraduationOn the Beat "God must love stupid people, 'cause he sure made a lot of them."School Excuse Notes Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.Things Kids Say (Regarding when is it okay to kiss someone?) "When they're rich." - Pam, age 7Welfare Requests Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.What the Doctors Wrote She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.Young Scientists A liter is a nest of young baby animals. |
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