This web page is dedicated to those who remind us that we are human and we do make mistakes.

Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.

12345 Home > CATEGORIES Accident Reports My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle. Ad Typos Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. The Bible According to Kids Samson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles. Church Bulletins The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in. Courtroom Bloopers Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? English Misuse in Signs In a Tokyo bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts." Family Feud Q: Name a non-living object with legs. A: Plant. Foreign Brands Blue Peter (canned fish, Norway) Instruction Labels On Boots children's cough medicine: "Do not drive car or operate machinery." Newspaper Headlines Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan On the Beat "Some people are meant to be cops, and some people are meant to call the cops." School Excuse Notes Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Things Kids Say (Regarding on the role of beauty and handsomeness in love) "If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."  - Anita, age 8 Welfare Requests I cannot get sick pay. I have six children can you tell me why? What the Doctors Wrote Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital. Young Scientists Parallel lines never meet unless you bend one or both of them.

Life's Bloopers was last updated on 2010 March 12