that we are human and we do make mistakes.
Sometimes the funniest things in life are not those we make up but those that happen to us. We say things, write things and do things that we think are correct but somehow they come out different. Sometimes it's embarrassing for us and surprising for others, but often it's too funny to be forgotten. Here is my collection of Life's Bloopers.
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Accident Reports Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.The Bible According to Kids Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."Church Bulletins Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.Courtroom Bloopers Q: Do you drink when you're on duty? A: I don't drink when I'm on duty, unless I come on duty drunk.English Misuse in Signs In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists."Family Feud Q: Name something red. A: My cardigan.Foreign Brands Trim Pecker (trousers, Japan)Instruction Labels On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."Newspaper Headlines War Dims Hope For PeaceOn the Beat "In God we trust, all others we run NCIC."School Excuse Notes Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him and didn't find him till I started making the beds.Things Kids Say (Regarding what do you think your mom and dad have in common?) "Both don't want any more kids." I have no children yet, as my husband is a truck driver and works night and day.What the Doctors Wrote When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.Young Scientists The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the tooth cavity and the abominable cavity. |